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mother nature has betrayed me

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

"mr remote you just ate a very pretty hotdog there"
“yes mr goose I it was a very pretty hotdog indeed”

steven-stoned:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MISSING ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very recently, three DOMESTICATED canaries belonging to my best friend went missing in the Moseley area of Birmingham, England on the 24th of March, today. they are young birds, and do not have the ability to survive in the wild, so they need to be found if they can, and brought to safety as soon as possible

we already understand that the chance of using social media to find them is very low, but anything will help, and all that we care about is the safety of the birds

if you live in or around the Moseley area, please keep an eye out for any/all of these birds, and if you have any leads, please contact either myself or genji-senpai via tumblr inbox.

lmpure:

megaskitty:

lmpure:

megaskitty:

why is cartoon network making all these new crap shows that probably take ten minutes to make an episode for. Like, seriously.

because youre gay

fudge you

no

lmpure:

megaskitty:

why is cartoon network making all these new crap shows that probably take ten minutes to make an episode for. Like, seriously.

because youre gay

fudge you

why is cartoon network making all these new crap shows that probably take ten minutes to make an episode for. Like, seriously.

nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

wow ur sooooo gay

hey thanks. have a good night and come again.

IM GOING TO FLIP FIFTY TABLES AND KILL SEVENTY FIVE PEOPLE. I HATE YOU ALL, GOOD NIGHT.